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The horrible moment when you can feel someone losing interest in you

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prettyinpinkprep:

dealswithfate:

hammermoon:

doctorwhothefuckareyou:

What purpose do eyebrows serve like seriously

To keep… your… forehead… warm?

To keep sweat out of your eyes.

Obviously it’s so you can wriggle them suggestively. 

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take-a-break-and-laugh:

has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living
thefrogman:

yeahiwasintheshit:

come and play with us

loonylunalovegood97:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-bite-of-frost:

frequentlytimelow:

kittykatastrophic:

marina-del-cyrus:

Whenever I get period cramps

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I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…

do periods really hurt? In 5th grade sex ed, we learned that it didn’t hurt.

Did that teacher get fired? 

I feel like that teacher should get murdered

Hmm, I  can only WONDER what was that teacher’s biological sex was

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niallshit:

if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower

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ponshi:

leftinstitches:

amhras:

jesus only had 12 followers

but they talked to him

why don’t you guys talk to me

Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one

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efferescent:

remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom

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oh yes

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her date did too

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natured:

I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.

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fairestmockingjay:

“I parked in my garage and I heard men in my house. I had just come back from training, so I had the bow and arrows in the trunk. I put the quiver, caught the arc, prepared with an arrow and went up the stairs. I looked at the doors of my yard were open and had men working there. I was like, ‘Heeey, how are you?”